1 00:00:09,103 --> 00:00:13,724 [lively jazz music] 2 00:00:13,793 --> 00:00:17,448 - Everybody's gonna be pumped to see the plate man. 3 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,103 - No, they're not, baby. 4 00:00:19,172 --> 00:00:20,551 - Oh, here comes the plate man! 5 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:22,275 - Can't have a barbeque without plates! 6 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:23,862 Uncle George, look at this! 7 00:00:23,931 --> 00:00:26,000 Paper bowls for dips, sides. 8 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,517 - Hey, hey! Plate man! 9 00:00:27,586 --> 00:00:30,655 - Hi, Mom. - Chrissy, you look 10 00:00:30,724 --> 00:00:32,827 beautiful in purple. - My baby. 11 00:00:32,896 --> 00:00:35,724 And look at Tim. Don't you look cute. 12 00:00:35,793 --> 00:00:37,241 - Oh, thank you. 13 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:40,620 - Yeah, he knows. - Hi, David! George! 14 00:00:40,689 --> 00:00:41,793 - Aww... 15 00:00:41,862 --> 00:00:43,034 - Sam's here. 16 00:00:43,103 --> 00:00:45,310 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,931 Who's he with? 18 00:00:48,275 --> 00:00:49,379 Sam, who are you with? Who are you? 19 00:00:49,448 --> 00:00:51,137 - Uh, I'm Shannon. 20 00:00:51,206 --> 00:00:52,379 - This is Shannon, Tim. 21 00:00:52,448 --> 00:00:53,758 - Hi, Shannon. Who are you? 22 00:00:53,827 --> 00:00:55,862 - [clears] She's my girlfriend. 23 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,413 - Girlfriend? 24 00:00:58,482 --> 00:01:00,448 Since when? 25 00:01:00,517 --> 00:01:02,344 - Ah, feels like a day, it's been so much fun. 26 00:01:02,413 --> 00:01:03,965 - How long? - I don't know. 27 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:05,551 It's been a blur, it's been so much fun. 28 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,206 - How long? - It's been a blur. 29 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:09,482 - How long? - A month! 30 00:01:09,551 --> 00:01:10,965 A whole friggin' month! 31 00:01:11,034 --> 00:01:13,448 - You've had a girlfriend that you've hid from me 32 00:01:13,517 --> 00:01:16,068 for a month? - I know! 33 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:17,275 - Well, technically, babe, 34 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,620 it's about five weeks. 35 00:01:19,689 --> 00:01:22,655 - Tim, it's your own friggin' fault, okay? 36 00:01:22,724 --> 00:01:26,034 I--you can be difficult to introduce new people to. 37 00:01:26,103 --> 00:01:27,482 - Why? - Why? 38 00:01:27,551 --> 00:01:29,965 [laughs] This guy says "why?" 39 00:01:30,034 --> 00:01:32,448 Because, Tim, you can be a little harsh. 40 00:01:32,517 --> 00:01:35,068 - [laughs] Harsh? 41 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,137 Harsh? 42 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:37,724 Hey, Shannon, how are you? 43 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:38,931 - Uh... - You look lovely. 44 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,482 Is that blouse from Ann Taylor? 45 00:01:40,551 --> 00:01:42,000 - No. - Well, someone should tell 46 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:44,103 Ann Taylor, because they have a very similar one. 47 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,655 - What are you even trying to go for with this? 48 00:01:45,724 --> 00:01:47,586 - I shop for Chrissy at Ann Taylor. 49 00:01:47,655 --> 00:01:50,172 I'm just saying, I think they'd be very interested 50 00:01:50,241 --> 00:01:52,482 in knowing that someone's selling a cheaper version. 51 00:01:52,551 --> 00:01:54,000 - How do you know this one's cheaper? 52 00:01:54,068 --> 00:01:57,758 - 'Cause I shop for Chrissy at Ann Taylor, idiot! 53 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,896 - It could be nicer, dillweed. 54 00:01:59,965 --> 00:02:02,103 - It's...not! 55 00:02:02,172 --> 00:02:03,689 - Um, nice to meet you, Tim. 56 00:02:03,758 --> 00:02:06,517 I've...heard lots about you. 57 00:02:06,586 --> 00:02:08,793 - All good things, I'm sure. 58 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,344 - Yeah. 59 00:02:10,413 --> 00:02:11,586 - Let's go say hi to my mom. - Okay. 60 00:02:11,655 --> 00:02:12,896 - What did you bring, slop? - No. 61 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:13,724 - Come on, now. 62 00:02:13,793 --> 00:02:14,862 - ♪ Next time ♪ 63 00:02:14,931 --> 00:02:16,241 ♪ When they ask you ♪ 64 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,034 ♪ Where you're from ♪ 65 00:02:18,103 --> 00:02:20,000 ♪ You gon' say Detroit city ♪ 66 00:02:20,068 --> 00:02:24,586 ♪ When we get back on our feet, yeah ♪ 67 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:25,689 ♪ Yeah ♪ 68 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:29,551 [funky jazz music] 69 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:30,965 - Oh, my God, it's Shannon Coyne. 70 00:02:31,034 --> 00:02:32,517 That's Shannon Coyne. - You got to be cool. 71 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,000 - I'm being cool. [shushing] 72 00:02:34,068 --> 00:02:36,310 Wow, Shannon Coyne. 73 00:02:36,379 --> 00:02:39,310 Oh, we grew up listening to your family's gospel music. 74 00:02:39,379 --> 00:02:40,586 - Thank you. - So what's it like 75 00:02:40,655 --> 00:02:41,931 dating a celebrity? 76 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,620 - Oh, I don't know, babe. What's it like? 77 00:02:43,689 --> 00:02:45,103 [laughter] - Oh, Sam. 78 00:02:45,172 --> 00:02:47,137 She's talking about me. - I know, I was joking. 79 00:02:47,206 --> 00:02:48,551 - How do you get up in front of all those people? 80 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:49,965 I would be so scared. 81 00:02:50,034 --> 00:02:52,517 - You know, actually I have stage fright, 82 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:56,689 so I get up there and I close my eyes 83 00:02:56,758 --> 00:03:01,758 and I... ♪ Sing from my heart ♪ 84 00:03:01,827 --> 00:03:03,000 [laughs] 85 00:03:03,068 --> 00:03:05,344 Yeah, would you like to take a selfie? 86 00:03:05,413 --> 00:03:07,482 - You know who that is? 87 00:03:07,551 --> 00:03:09,344 That's Sam's girlfriend. 88 00:03:09,413 --> 00:03:10,896 - Hm. 89 00:03:10,965 --> 00:03:13,586 - I know. He hid it from me for a month 90 00:03:13,655 --> 00:03:16,344 because I'm too harsh. 91 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,000 - Well, Tim, you can be harsh. 92 00:03:18,068 --> 00:03:20,137 Maybe Sam just want to build something first 93 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:21,551 before you bulldozed it. 94 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,413 - Bulldozed it? 95 00:03:23,482 --> 00:03:28,068 I have been nothing but lovely to all Sam's girlfriends. 96 00:03:28,137 --> 00:03:31,344 I was a perfect gentleman to Dump Truck Debra. 97 00:03:31,413 --> 00:03:33,206 I've been nice to all of them. 98 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:35,655 Stupid Sarah, Dumb Beth, 99 00:03:35,724 --> 00:03:37,448 Debbie "The Animal" Steel, the Worm. 100 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:40,206 - Tim. - I was so nice to the Worm. 101 00:03:40,275 --> 00:03:41,344 - Would you listen to yourself? 102 00:03:41,413 --> 00:03:42,689 You're harsh as hell. 103 00:03:42,758 --> 00:03:45,379 - Okay, if it's because I'm too harsh, 104 00:03:45,448 --> 00:03:48,241 then how come he kept it a secret from the whole family. 105 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:49,827 He didn't tell your parents, 106 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,482 Aunt Lacey, your grandma, you. 107 00:03:53,931 --> 00:03:55,275 Holy shit. 108 00:03:55,344 --> 00:03:58,206 You knew. 109 00:03:58,275 --> 00:04:00,689 Oh, my God, you all knew. 110 00:04:00,758 --> 00:04:03,275 The whole family knew, and they lied to me. 111 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,551 They lied to my face! 112 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,551 - Well... - You're a family of liars! 113 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:09,068 Big, fake liars! 114 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:11,931 Liar! 115 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,103 - Hey, girl! I love your hair. 116 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,379 ♪ ♪ 117 00:04:17,448 --> 00:04:19,551 - Welcome, welcome, one and all 118 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:22,137 to the Duvet family reunion! 119 00:04:22,206 --> 00:04:23,724 [cheers and applause] 120 00:04:23,793 --> 00:04:25,758 We got drinks and, of course, 121 00:04:25,827 --> 00:04:28,206 we've got the annual basketball game, 122 00:04:28,275 --> 00:04:32,724 which my team has won six years in a row. 123 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:35,172 Now listen, over 30 years ago, 124 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:38,724 I took over the position as grill master from my father. 125 00:04:38,793 --> 00:04:41,344 Today it gives me great honor 126 00:04:41,413 --> 00:04:43,103 to pass this on to my son, 127 00:04:43,172 --> 00:04:45,862 Samuel! 128 00:04:45,931 --> 00:04:47,310 Have you all met his new girlfriend? 129 00:04:47,379 --> 00:04:49,000 Shannon Coyne! 130 00:04:49,068 --> 00:04:50,413 Yes! 131 00:04:50,482 --> 00:04:53,413 Good looks, personality, and lineage. 132 00:04:53,482 --> 00:04:56,827 Yes, I'm telling you, she is the total package. 133 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,655 And she's a celebrity. 134 00:04:58,724 --> 00:04:59,655 Come on up here, son. 135 00:04:59,724 --> 00:05:02,000 [cheers and applause] 136 00:05:06,413 --> 00:05:07,965 - Ah. Thanks, Dad. 137 00:05:08,034 --> 00:05:09,827 You know, this is an honor 138 00:05:09,896 --> 00:05:12,068 I've waited for my entire life. 139 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:15,758 In fact, when I was 7, I wrote a speech 140 00:05:15,827 --> 00:05:16,965 I bring with me every reunion. 141 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:19,448 Should I read it? All: Yes! 142 00:05:19,517 --> 00:05:21,034 Should I read it? All: Yes! 143 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:22,310 - Should I read this here speech? 144 00:05:22,379 --> 00:05:23,551 All: Yes! 145 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:26,724 - Well, if you insist. [laughs] 146 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,275 "Friends, Duvets, and guests, 147 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:32,275 "I am honored to be your grill master. 148 00:05:32,344 --> 00:05:34,000 "It's an achievement I rank up there 149 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:36,206 with my black belt in Tae Kwon Do"-- 150 00:05:36,275 --> 00:05:38,310 oop, never did that. 151 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,344 Let's see. Oop. 152 00:05:40,413 --> 00:05:42,896 Never did that. 153 00:05:42,965 --> 00:05:45,482 "Quick thank you to Grandpa Charles." 154 00:05:45,551 --> 00:05:47,793 He's dead. Sad. 155 00:05:47,862 --> 00:05:49,724 Uh, didn't do that. 156 00:05:49,793 --> 00:05:51,655 "Marry Mom"? 157 00:05:51,724 --> 00:05:53,758 - [laughs] - I was 7, again, 158 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:55,275 when I wrote this, so... 159 00:05:55,344 --> 00:05:58,103 Still seems kind of old to want to do that. 160 00:05:58,172 --> 00:06:01,379 Really should have looked over this at some point since then. 161 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:05,724 Oh, "And never getting in a car with a stranger 162 00:06:05,793 --> 00:06:08,034 'cause stranger danger." 163 00:06:08,103 --> 00:06:09,482 Hmm? Never did that. 164 00:06:09,551 --> 00:06:11,620 So--and you shouldn't, so that's a good thing. 165 00:06:11,689 --> 00:06:12,793 Kids, learn from it. 166 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:14,275 Ah, thank you! 167 00:06:14,344 --> 00:06:16,448 Uh, yep. 168 00:06:16,517 --> 00:06:18,655 - Thank you very much, son. 169 00:06:18,724 --> 00:06:19,793 [groans] 170 00:06:19,862 --> 00:06:21,448 All right. 171 00:06:21,517 --> 00:06:23,551 I hope your bellies are empty 172 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:25,068 and you're ready for fun, 173 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:28,241 because the Duvet family reunion 174 00:06:28,310 --> 00:06:29,965 has officially begun! 175 00:06:30,034 --> 00:06:31,344 [cheers and applause] 176 00:06:34,551 --> 00:06:36,482 [funky jazz music] 177 00:06:36,551 --> 00:06:38,827 ♪ ♪ 178 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:40,862 - Medium rare for the gentleman. 179 00:06:40,931 --> 00:06:42,827 And for the lady... 180 00:06:42,896 --> 00:06:44,586 - Ooh! - Well done. 181 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:47,379 - All right, man. - Ange, you want a hot dog? 182 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,172 [clattering] [whoosh] 183 00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:50,034 Whoo! 184 00:06:50,103 --> 00:06:51,275 Now that's a hot dog. 185 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:52,862 Am I right? Am I right? 186 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:55,172 Here you go. 187 00:06:55,241 --> 00:06:57,068 - You know your dad was supposed to be pass along 188 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:58,620 grill master to me. 189 00:06:58,689 --> 00:07:00,620 But, see, I just quit drinking, 190 00:07:00,689 --> 00:07:02,620 and so I got the shakes, 191 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,310 but I'm happier, healthier. 192 00:07:04,379 --> 00:07:07,758 Oh! What you got there, man? 193 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,758 That smell like Crown Royal. 194 00:07:09,827 --> 00:07:12,103 - Ladies, may I? 195 00:07:12,172 --> 00:07:14,620 - Of course, sweetie. Come on. 196 00:07:14,689 --> 00:07:15,965 - No paper bowls, huh? 197 00:07:16,034 --> 00:07:17,517 Just cream corn touching everything? 198 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:19,448 - Oh, we were just talking about how nice it is 199 00:07:19,517 --> 00:07:22,379 that Sam could meet himself a gospel singer. 200 00:07:22,448 --> 00:07:24,586 - I heard the whole family sing at Chene Park. 201 00:07:24,655 --> 00:07:26,862 Beautiful. - So talented. 202 00:07:26,931 --> 00:07:28,724 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, yeah, 203 00:07:28,793 --> 00:07:30,241 but there's really no way to tell. 204 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:34,551 I mean, it's not like you can boo a gospel singer. 205 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:37,103 No, she's--she is so nice. 206 00:07:37,172 --> 00:07:40,379 She's lovely, lovely. 207 00:07:40,448 --> 00:07:45,241 But did anybody taste the potato salad she brought? 208 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:47,862 I mean, I don't want to say it's bland, 209 00:07:47,931 --> 00:07:50,034 but I saw a fly land on it, 210 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,896 fly away, come back with some salt. 211 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:54,517 [laughter] - Tim! You're bad. 212 00:07:54,586 --> 00:07:56,724 - Potato salad? More like "poor"-tato salad. 213 00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:59,517 [laughter] - Yeah. 214 00:07:59,586 --> 00:08:01,310 - Look, look, look on the bright side. 215 00:08:01,379 --> 00:08:03,758 At least we know Sam's gonna lose some weight. 216 00:08:03,827 --> 00:08:06,379 - Oh! [laughter] 217 00:08:07,586 --> 00:08:09,689 Too much she can't lose any weight 218 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:11,551 in that big ol' head of hers. 219 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:13,344 - Whoo! [laughter] 220 00:08:13,413 --> 00:08:15,965 - She walk by and I thought it was an eclipse! 221 00:08:16,034 --> 00:08:17,448 [laughter] 222 00:08:17,517 --> 00:08:19,689 - Aunt Lacey! Aunt Lacey's joining! 223 00:08:19,758 --> 00:08:22,482 - Let's just hope Sam likes doing neck rubs, 224 00:08:22,551 --> 00:08:25,724 'cause that neck of hers is doing some work. 225 00:08:25,793 --> 00:08:27,275 - Yeah. [laughter] 226 00:08:27,344 --> 00:08:29,862 - Looking like a lollipop in knockoff Ann Taylor. 227 00:08:29,931 --> 00:08:31,862 - Yes! Yes, it is! 228 00:08:31,931 --> 00:08:33,551 It's knockoff! - I know. 229 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:35,827 [laughter] 230 00:08:35,896 --> 00:08:36,827 - Hey. - Hi, Shannon. 231 00:08:36,896 --> 00:08:37,827 Hope you're having fun. 232 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,034 [soft laughter] 233 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:41,068 - So, really, I'm happy for Sam. 234 00:08:41,137 --> 00:08:43,000 She truly is a sweet girl. 235 00:08:43,068 --> 00:08:44,586 - Yeah, no, she's so sweet. 236 00:08:44,655 --> 00:08:46,448 She's made of sugar. Hope it doesn't rain. 237 00:08:46,517 --> 00:08:48,448 she turns into a fucking puddle! 238 00:08:48,517 --> 00:08:50,275 - Timothy. 239 00:08:50,344 --> 00:08:52,000 - That mouth. - Mm-mm-mm. 240 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:53,965 - We were having fun, but that's carrying it 241 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,000 a little too far. 242 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,931 - I wasn't having fun. 243 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,413 Enjoy your meals all mushed together. 244 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:04,517 - Sam, congratulations on becoming grill master. 245 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,172 - Go ahead with your insult, Chrissy. 246 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:08,206 - I don't have an insult. - Why? Too dumb? 247 00:09:08,275 --> 00:09:09,758 - I'm just surprised. - Damn it. 248 00:09:09,827 --> 00:09:11,827 - You're brave enough to take on this responsibility 249 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,896 after you quit Dad's restaurant. 250 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:15,586 - I was 15. 251 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:16,931 Nobody even cares about that anymore. 252 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,413 - Daddy cares. 253 00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:20,241 You quit the waffle station right in the middle 254 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,517 of Mothers' Day brunch. 255 00:09:21,586 --> 00:09:24,206 People just pouring syrup on waffle batter. 256 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:26,517 So sad. - Dog food over there, Chrissy. 257 00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:28,103 Why don't you go eat up? - Hey! 258 00:09:28,172 --> 00:09:29,413 Hurry it up up there! 259 00:09:29,482 --> 00:09:31,344 - Whoo, you call this well-done? 260 00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:33,034 I took a bite out of it; it said, 261 00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:34,931 "Ouch, you hurting me!" 262 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,103 - [laughing] 263 00:09:37,172 --> 00:09:41,241 She said it talked! [laughs] 264 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:43,310 Hey! Hey, you kids! 265 00:09:43,379 --> 00:09:45,275 Don't go wandering off in them woods. 266 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:46,931 Might mess around and get snatched up 267 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,620 by the Fork Bandit! 268 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:51,068 Y'all don't know who the Fork Bandit is? 269 00:09:51,137 --> 00:09:52,689 They don't know who the Fork Bandit is. 270 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,206 He was a kid, just like you. 271 00:09:55,275 --> 00:09:57,034 He wandered off from a barbeque, 272 00:09:57,103 --> 00:09:58,724 couldn't find his family, 273 00:09:58,793 --> 00:10:02,965 and how he's a dusty crackhead with nothing but a fork! 274 00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:05,103 - Anytime today, Sam! 275 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,551 - It's gonna be just a slight delay. 276 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:08,724 - Sam gotta speed up. 277 00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:11,068 This long line's driving me to drink. 278 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:12,827 Driving me to drink. 279 00:10:12,896 --> 00:10:14,068 - Hey, come on, now. Look here. 280 00:10:14,137 --> 00:10:16,000 This is a brand-new grill master. 281 00:10:16,068 --> 00:10:18,068 We gotta give him a chance to find his way. 282 00:10:18,137 --> 00:10:19,275 Flip six, son. 283 00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:20,931 - Uh, yeah. - In a little while, 284 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,793 he's gonna be out-grilling us all, 285 00:10:22,862 --> 00:10:23,931 providing he don't quit. [laughs] 286 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,413 - I'm not going to quit, Dad. 287 00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:28,413 - You're not again, because now you are a grown man, 288 00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:32,206 and this is a responsibility. [chuckles] 289 00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:35,551 Son, get rid of eight and nine. 290 00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:37,896 They done. 291 00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:41,068 - Hey, grill master. - Hey, baby. 292 00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:43,310 - Mwah. Babe, look at us. 293 00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:45,620 I mean, me impressing your family, 294 00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,137 you're grill master. 295 00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:48,827 We're the hits of this party, babe. 296 00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:51,793 - Yep, everybody loves us and is happy with our performance. 297 00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:54,103 - That they are, and that they do. 298 00:10:54,172 --> 00:10:55,482 Give it to me. both: Mwah. 299 00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:58,275 - Hey, Shannon. Can I get a picture? 300 00:10:58,344 --> 00:11:01,068 - I have something better for you. 301 00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:03,344 ♪ Leave a message ♪ 302 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,689 ♪ God is good ♪ 303 00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:06,758 Whoo! [laughs] 304 00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:08,068 For when they call. 305 00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:09,241 - Hey, guys! 306 00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:11,000 There's paper bowls here. 307 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:12,068 New this year. 308 00:11:12,137 --> 00:11:14,068 Good for dip, sides, whatever. 309 00:11:14,137 --> 00:11:17,482 Look kind of fun. Try 'em out. 310 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,586 No bowl, sweetie? 311 00:11:19,655 --> 00:11:21,310 - No bowls. 312 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:24,586 - Who's this? - My friend from school, Evan. 313 00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:25,862 - How you doing, Evan? Tim Cramblin. 314 00:11:25,931 --> 00:11:27,206 Cramblin Advertising. 315 00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:29,103 - You want to hear a joke? - No, I don't. 316 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:31,689 I just don't think a little kid's joke 317 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:34,034 is ever going to make me, an adult man, laugh. 318 00:11:34,103 --> 00:11:37,275 Thanks, though. Just don't have the life experience. 319 00:11:37,344 --> 00:11:38,862 Thank you. - Hey, Uncle Tim? 320 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,241 - Yes, sweetie? 321 00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:41,482 - Sometimes I think things 322 00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,137 but I don't say them out loud, 323 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,413 'cause then people hear them 324 00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:45,931 and they might hurt their feelings. 325 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,896 ♪ ♪ 326 00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:52,068 - Oh, my God. 327 00:11:52,137 --> 00:11:54,620 I am harsh. 328 00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:56,655 I'm harsh! 329 00:11:56,724 --> 00:11:58,931 Thank you. 330 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,517 - Ooh. [laughs] 331 00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:06,103 It's okay, son. I got this. 332 00:12:06,172 --> 00:12:07,586 Don't worry about a thing. 333 00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:10,068 - Ah, Sam. 334 00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:14,689 - You got divorced. 335 00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:16,241 You're not in the family anymore. 336 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:18,068 You got to give up that shirt. 337 00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:22,103 I am so sorry I called your family pig-faced liars. 338 00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:23,896 - Mm, thank you, baby. 339 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:26,275 - And I'm sorry I said "fucking" in front of your mom. 340 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:28,137 - You did? - Yeah. 341 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,413 And Aunt Lacey and Old Shirley. 342 00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:32,275 But I'm not that person anymore. 343 00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:34,896 I am harsh. 344 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,517 I realize that now. 345 00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:39,413 It took a weird little kid with a shitty joke I never heard, 346 00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,241 but I'm gonna be a better man. 347 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:42,896 I love you so much. 348 00:12:42,965 --> 00:12:45,655 - Mm. I love you too, baby. 349 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:50,000 Hey, girl! I like that hat. 350 00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:52,137 - Have fun, everybody. 351 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,931 Oh, and Sam? 352 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,448 Take it easy on your daddy. 353 00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,862 I need him in tip-top shape today. 354 00:12:57,931 --> 00:13:00,137 - Oh! Gross! Mom! 355 00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:01,689 - Hey, be happy for me. 356 00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:03,482 - I'm gonna let you take it out first. 357 00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:06,827 'Cause you're gonna need all the help you can get. 358 00:13:06,896 --> 00:13:08,517 - Let's ball. 359 00:13:08,586 --> 00:13:10,827 - What you got, Sam? What you got, boy? 360 00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:13,896 What you got? What you got? What you got? 361 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,275 - Money! 362 00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:17,344 - David! [laughter] 363 00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:18,758 - Do you need some money? 364 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,206 - Look here, Sam. Now, look. When you're guarding somebody, 365 00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:24,103 you got to bend your knees and put your hands in the air. 366 00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,758 - I know how to play defense, Dad. 367 00:13:25,827 --> 00:13:28,655 - Really? Then how come you let me bust this in your face? 368 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,724 - Whoo! - Yes! 369 00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:36,482 - Sam, bounce pass. Coming your way, baby. 370 00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:37,655 - You don't call the kind of pass 371 00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:39,206 you're gonna do before you do it. 372 00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:40,827 - I'm just having fun playing with you, buddy. 373 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,344 [cheers and applause] 374 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,379 - Ball game! 375 00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:47,275 - David! 376 00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:48,655 - Kick it! Kick it! 377 00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:49,862 Kick it! 378 00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,862 - Wait a minute. - Reset, reset, reset! 379 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,068 Reset! Come on. 380 00:13:53,137 --> 00:13:54,724 Kick it! Kick it! Kick it! 381 00:14:00,275 --> 00:14:01,689 [cheers and applause] 382 00:14:03,758 --> 00:14:06,241 - Pass it, Sam. It's out or your range. 383 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,000 - No, it's not. Here comes fade away. 384 00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:09,310 - Short. 385 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:15,310 [cheers and applause] 386 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,724 - Why don't you quit while you're behind? 387 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:22,310 I know you know a little thing about quitting. 388 00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:25,310 I gave this boy a job, and then you know what he did, George? 389 00:14:25,379 --> 00:14:26,551 - Don't tell me he quit. 390 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,448 - On Mothers' Day brunch! 391 00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:30,275 - That was 15 years ago. 392 00:14:30,344 --> 00:14:31,793 - Oh, look ya. You're hot and bothered. 393 00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:33,724 Just talking trash, baby. - Don't listen to him, Sam. 394 00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,862 Dunk on him! - I can't dunk. 395 00:14:35,931 --> 00:14:37,310 - Can't grill neither. 396 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:38,310 - Why don't have another handle of whiskey, 397 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,655 you drunk old bitch? 398 00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:40,896 - Whoa. 399 00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:43,000 - Hey, Samuel. 400 00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:44,206 An insult is just-- 401 00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:45,655 - "Is just a." You know what? 402 00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:48,000 I don't care. I friggin' quit. 403 00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:50,275 - Oh, damn. - Damn. 404 00:14:52,206 --> 00:14:55,275 - Whoa. What the-- 405 00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,724 That was a little harsh. 406 00:14:56,793 --> 00:14:58,068 And I know, because I used to be harsh myself. 407 00:14:58,137 --> 00:14:59,551 But I'm not anymore. 408 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,862 I'll go talk to him, gang. 409 00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,344 Good game, everybody. 410 00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:04,724 That's fun. 411 00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:11,551 ♪ ♪ 412 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,965 - Hey, buddy. 413 00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:15,896 I wanna let you know we're forfeiting the game. 414 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,172 We lost 'cause you kicked the ball. 415 00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:18,931 - Yeah. 416 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,034 - Your dad was being an asshole. 417 00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:23,137 - I know, like, he can't just ever let anything just be. 418 00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:24,931 He never just, like, let me do my thing. 419 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,103 Like, uh--I mean, I own my own frickin' company. 420 00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:29,689 - No, we both own it. 421 00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:31,344 - Yeah, Tim, I mean, but for my point, can you just... 422 00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:33,517 - Yeah, no, just--both own it. - Yeah, we both own it. 423 00:15:33,586 --> 00:15:35,413 - Thank you. - I mean, like, 15 years ago, 424 00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:37,068 you know, I'm behind the waffle iron, 425 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,793 and, like, he's just, like, right behind me, 426 00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:40,620 like, "Waffle's overcooked, Sam. 427 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,758 Waffle's overcooked, Sam." 428 00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:43,379 I mean, I just can't focus. 429 00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:45,344 So I finally am just like, you know, I walked out of there. 430 00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:47,275 I just, like, left, and then, like, before I left, 431 00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:48,965 like, I turned my back and, like, I looked back, 432 00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:52,482 I was like, "Happy Mothers' Day, you mothers." 433 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,068 - Did you really say that? 434 00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:56,000 - I wish I did so much. 435 00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:57,517 - I think your dad's just hard on you, 436 00:15:57,586 --> 00:16:00,137 because he knows you can do anything. 437 00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:03,275 Anything. 438 00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:05,931 - I can't dunk, Tim. - I think you can, Sam. 439 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,551 - ♪ If you're going to love me ♪ 440 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:14,275 - Dad. - Samuel. 441 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,413 - Sorry I kicked the basketball. 442 00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:17,896 - Ah, it's okay. [chuckles] 443 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,896 It's just that Duvet family passion. 444 00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:22,172 Makes for us to be great lovers. 445 00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:23,517 - I know. 446 00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:25,413 - You know, son, 447 00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:26,655 when I give you advice-- 448 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,758 or anybody for that matter-- 449 00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:31,275 it's just because I know how to do things, 450 00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:32,965 the best. 451 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,655 - Yeah, Dad, just everything doesn't have to be 452 00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,103 a teachable moment. 453 00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:37,586 - You know, you really shouldn't have called 454 00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:39,655 your uncle George an old drunk bitch. 455 00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:41,620 - No, I know that. 456 00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:43,172 You know, I know a lot of things. 457 00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:45,379 In fact, some things you didn't teach me, believe it or not. 458 00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:47,310 - Yeah, well, whether I taught you or not, I know 'em. 459 00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:48,586 - That's not the point. 460 00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:49,758 - Test me, if you don't believe me. 461 00:16:49,827 --> 00:16:50,965 I bet I know it. - Dad. 462 00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:52,413 - Go ahead, test me. I bet you I know it. 463 00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:54,344 - Dad. - [laughs] 464 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:58,896 You know, son, you're gonna be a great grill master. 465 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,620 - I know I am. - Just not this year. 466 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,241 - Yeah, I know, that's fair. 467 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:06,551 [meat sizzling] 468 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:08,689 - Tim. 469 00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,551 Hey, so... 470 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:13,689 I know we didn't get a lot of time to talk earlier, 471 00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:16,896 and I hate how we got off on the wrong foot, 472 00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:20,068 but are you talking shit behind my back? 473 00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:23,793 - No. Why, who said that? 474 00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:25,551 Was it Aunt Lacey? 475 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:31,034 I may have said that a fly landed on your potato salad 476 00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:34,068 and the fly complained it was bland. 477 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,034 Then he flew away, got some salt, 478 00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:37,827 used the salt on the potato salad, 479 00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:40,310 so it tasted good to him. 480 00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:42,655 But I now realize that... 481 00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:45,482 although the joke was very clever, it was also harsh. 482 00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:46,896 - Yeah. 483 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:50,172 - And I want to start fresh. I'm sorry. 484 00:17:51,931 --> 00:17:55,275 - I'm sorry Sam didn't introduce me to you sooner. 485 00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:58,413 I guess he knew how intimidated I would be to meet you 486 00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:01,310 because you're so important to him, so it's cool. 487 00:18:01,379 --> 00:18:03,586 - Sweet of you to say, but I'm pretty sure it's 'cause 488 00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:05,517 he knew I was gonna be a big, giant asshole. 489 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,137 - [laughs] You're probably right. 490 00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:10,655 - Yes, I am right. 491 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:11,931 Friends? - Yeah. 492 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,793 - All right. - [chuckles] 493 00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:16,896 - Whoo! I'm doing work out there. 494 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,862 - Hey! Now, that's a Duvet filet right there. 495 00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:21,689 - It's all yours, Dad. 496 00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:23,344 [eagle screeching] 497 00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:26,448 [dramatic percussion] 498 00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:33,724 ♪ ♪ 499 00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:38,413 - [in slow-motion] Fork Bandit! 500 00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:39,724 ♪ ♪ 501 00:18:39,793 --> 00:18:41,137 - Cock-a-doodle-doo! 502 00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:44,551 - Hey! That crackhead stole my filet! 503 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,758 - I'll be god-damned. 504 00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:49,172 I thought I made that shit up. 505 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:50,655 Whoopsie-daisy. 506 00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:53,689 That ain't apple juice; that's Hennessy right there. 507 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,965 Taste pretty good though. 508 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,206 - You see that? - You see his abs? 509 00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,758 - Yeah, I mean, you only get abs like that if you do crack. 510 00:18:58,827 --> 00:18:59,827 - Yeah, 'cause you're always running, 511 00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:01,172 trying to get the crack. 512 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,379 - Yep, running, jumping, swimming, climbing. 513 00:19:02,448 --> 00:19:03,620 I mean, it's all cardio. 514 00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:05,172 - Yeah, 'cause you gotta get the crack. 515 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:06,862 - It's the whole goal. - It's their brass ring, baby. 516 00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:08,758 - It's crack. both: It's crack. 517 00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:10,034 - We're all thinking the same thing. 518 00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:11,206 In a way it's admirable, you know what I mean? 519 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,517 - Sure. - It's like dedication 520 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:13,620 to one thing. - Sure, man. 521 00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:14,965 You look good too. 522 00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:16,758 - You look good. Name me one fat crackhead. 523 00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:18,379 - Lou Dobbs. - Yeah, no, that's one. 524 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,379 - Lou Dobbs is a fat crackhead. - That's the one. 525 00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:24,551 - I want to thank y'all for coming 526 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,758 to another good Duvet family reunion! 527 00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,620 [cheers and applause] 528 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,482 And I want to take this time to acknowledge my son, Samuel, 529 00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:34,931 in his inaugural shift as the new Duvet grill master! 530 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 [cheers and applause] 531 00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:39,137 It is a job that I am confident 532 00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:41,000 that he will grow into. 533 00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:45,793 And, son, I just want you to know... 534 00:19:45,862 --> 00:19:47,862 I'm proud of you. 535 00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:49,896 And the man you've become. 536 00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:52,379 - I am too. 537 00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:53,517 Proud of you. 538 00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:55,413 And the man you've become. 539 00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:57,000 Same as your dad. 540 00:19:58,586 --> 00:20:00,275 - Yeah. - ♪ For ♪ 541 00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:02,310 ♪ He's a jolly good fellow ♪ 542 00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:04,241 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 543 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:08,758 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 544 00:20:08,827 --> 00:20:11,758 ♪ Which nobody can deny ♪ 545 00:20:11,827 --> 00:20:13,310 [cheers and applause] 546 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,827 The best. 547 00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:18,275 - ♪ More than you ♪ 548 00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:19,931 ♪ It is ♪ 549 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,517 ♪ More than me ♪ 550 00:20:23,586 --> 00:20:25,034 - Whoa. 551 00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:30,551 - ♪ We are family, like a giant tree ♪ 552 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,068 - I'm not harsh anymore, 553 00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:34,689 but getting up there and singing, that's a nuts move. 554 00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:36,000 - ♪ We are family ♪ 555 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,275 - ♪ We are so much more ♪ 556 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:42,551 ♪ Than just you and I ♪ 557 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,620 all: ♪ We are a family ♪ 558 00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:47,103 ♪ Like a giant tree ♪ 559 00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:51,931 - ♪ Growing stronger, growing wiser ♪ 560 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:58,965 all: ♪ We are a family ♪ 561 00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:01,827 [cheers and applause] 562 00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:03,241 - Whoo! 563 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,965 - I think there's only one thing left to say: 564 00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:06,931 Let's hustle! 565 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,448 [cheers and applause] 566 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,827 - Money! 567 00:21:14,896 --> 00:21:16,137 Ah! Cash! 568 00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:17,620 Marked price! 569 00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:19,827 Cash! Money! 570 00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:22,586 Microwave! Cash! 571 00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:23,931 Three! Money! 572 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,137 - David! 573 00:21:25,206 --> 00:21:26,482 - Ball game!